I was born in a little town outside of Humble, Tx called Houston. Growing up I knew there was something different about me. Never mind being half black and mexican, I realized that I wanted to be a comedian but I was comically challenged. I was born with a Funny bone but nothing else. No punchlines, class clown routines, or even the memory of reciting top ten lists. I was forever doomed to a mundane existence.
Once Houston was awarded another Professional Football Team I realized that I too, could get a second chance at comedy stardom. I put in two a days and a curfew. A couple of enhancing protein shakes later I took the stage and have been progressing ever since. It makes me feel overfilled with joy whenever a patron of the comedy clubs I'm at walks up to me and asks "Hey, where is the bathroom?". It makes me feel like I really belong. And I can say without a doubt that I have never taken steriods, or performance enhancing drugs to make me a better comedian...o.k. scratch that last part about the drugs.
