April 3rd:
My apologies to the city of New Orleans, Louisiana, and other Gulf Coast regions. I never meant for this to happen. Let me explain.
I love to gamble. Ever since my first slot in Germany it's been an addiction of mine. It was tearing me apart. I didn't know what to do. I just happened to do what anyone else would do, I prayed.
"Dear Lord, please take these demons away from me. If you want me to stop, please show me a sign or two."
That was in July 2005. OOPS, my bad. I guess the Lord does work in mysterious ways.
April 10th:
What a wild ride for the immigration bill. Are they staying? Are they going? This seems to be the Mexican-American version of the Hokey Pokey. You put your uncle in, you take your uncle out, you put your tia in, and shake her all about. You do the Hokey Pokey on the immigration bill, that's what it's all about! (Dunt Dunt!)
